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Schmagegged

Messed up beyond saving that which has been messed up.

Obtrusively destroyed.
"Dammit, Ang! You've Schmagegged the entire project!"

"Oh, that's it Rich, this situation is officially schmagegged."
Schmagegged by General Stuart June 2, 2009
Words you can keep

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026

schmageggy 

Yiddish: A lame, ineffectual, or pussy-whipped woman of a man.
I can't take that schmageggy seriously while he's gesticulating so wildly.
schmageggy by Ma Dwallace January 12, 2006

schmaggered 

I want to go out and get schmaggered

Nicole is always schmaggered
schmaggered by Monty Kaye May 19, 2004

schmageggy 

used to describe some random guy
look at dat schmageggy walking around there
schmageggy by Ninjalo March 8, 2004

schmegged 

The hit before an amount of marijuana is completely finished.

When smoking marijuana, there's always one hit before it's cashed. instead of saying "I think it's done, but I'm not sure, you try it" just say "It's schmegged" instead.
schmegged by padge December 2, 2005

schmagoggled 

googly eyed. unable to look straight ahead.
I couldnt tell if they lady with the schmagoggled eyes was looking at me or the person next to me.
schmagoggled by myrlte beach March 12, 2010
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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