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A term of infinite meanings used in absence of a verb or noun
1) what the schlube ?!
2) hey schlube
Schlube by FRANKIE THE SCHLUBE January 22, 2018

schlumberdoodle 

Someone who is impotent, and is unable to attain and maintain an erection.
My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.
schlumberdoodle by NonSequitur January 27, 2009
a schlong which is curved or slightly off to one side or the other. fairly common among pornstars.
"dude, monica told me that Jerry has a schlurve. that's why she's having neck problems."
schlurve by markus smith May 8, 2008

nick schlueter

a cheating ass nigga who played me 😭.

i swear you got me in my feelings then dipped . 🥺
Friend #1 : Why you so sad?

Me : i got hoed over :(

Friend #2 : By who ??

Me : Nick Schlueter .😞

schlobberknockered 

extremely drunk to the point of embarrassment
Colleen got so schlobberknockered last night that she puked all over the inside of my car.
schlobberknockered by Matt Alexander December 28, 2004
Someone who often schlums on themself.
Peson 1: I am such a schlummer. I schlame so hard all over myself!
Person 2: Oh? I also love schlumming, but I have never tried to schlum on myself.
Schlummer by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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