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A trashy person, loser, or drip
"Guy's a schlub," he said. The person reminded them of a supporting character from Mark Wahlberg's The Fighter or from the original Rocky movie. He was like Eric Roberts in The Pope of Greenwich Village.

"If it weren't for her singing career, she'd be a schlub," he opined of Britney Spears.
schlub by Ninja Clan Lord February 3, 2017
Unkempt in appearance, either due to lack of effort or lack of awareness. The opposite of metrosexual.
He's a nice enough guy, but he's sort of a schlub.
schlub by bruski July 3, 2004

malignant schlub 

A unique insult to keep in your back pocket for when you want to disparage a toxic asshole who also happens to be a dumpy dresser.
Sir, you are a malignant schlub whom I would prefer to imagine does not exist.
malignant schlub by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019

schlub scrub 

Kupe, you smell like sweaty dick. You need a good schlub scrub.
schlub scrub by McKupe March 12, 2015
Slow-witted, sluggish, to possess sloth-like characteristics.
He is such a schlub.
Schlub by Susan Teller-Gerdes February 10, 2007
Someone crude and/or stupid; a blockhead
That schlub wouldn't know Bach from baklava.
schlub by yiddishkind April 16, 2003
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