Schlub

Slow-witted, sluggish, to possess sloth-like characteristics.

He is such a schlub.

by Susan Teller-Gerdes February 10, 2007

Schlub

An overweight and fugly man who thinks he deserves to date beautiful thin women.

In Seth Rogen films, the schlub always gets the hottie.

by mynameisbunny August 24, 2009

Schlub

1.) A boy who thinks he's a bum but is actually really cute and perfect for you. 2.) The male equivalent to a girl calling herself fat.

Boyfriend: "I'm a schlub"
Girlfriend: "you know thats not true"

by putitonahotdog April 17, 2018

Schlub

A person , usually Peter Rincon Sainez , who has a severe below average IQ , doesn't have a life , usually fat or out of shape, and is extremely lazy.

Lucile: Did you see the schlubs sitting in thier house all spring break long?
Sandra: Yeah they said they were going to an air show but never even made it out the door!

Lucile: Typical antisocial schlubs..

by Suhihmooslem March 30, 2015

schlub-schlub

(n) An electrical engineering or hobbyist term for a pin-to-pin connector wire used to improvise a connection.

Can you hand me that schlub-schlub?

by Groman2 June 27, 2008

schlub

A trashy person, loser, or drip

"Guy's a schlub," he said. The person reminded them of a supporting character from Mark Wahlberg's The Fighter or from the original Rocky movie. He was like Eric Roberts in The Pope of Greenwich Village.

"If it weren't for her singing career, she'd be a schlub," he opined of Britney Spears.

by Ninja Clan Lord February 3, 2017

schlub

Unkempt in appearance, either due to lack of effort or lack of awareness. The opposite of metrosexual.

He's a nice enough guy, but he's sort of a schlub.

by bruski July 3, 2004