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Shlastered

Consuming as much Alcohol as possible in a certain time range. Eventually one will end up in the state of mind of being shit-faced/plastered. (Shlastered)
In PCB we were so fucking fed up with this ginger fuck named harris that we would just make sure he would get shlastered and pass out.
by Harris is Bk May 4, 2009
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shattered the glass

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.
I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass
by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017
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Shattered Mast

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken
"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"
by Mundungus Waferbop July 25, 2016
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shattered penis

A word used to describe how someone feels when extremely hung over.
"I drank so much last night, now I feel like a bag of shattered penises."
by cobbnobbler December 28, 2009
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shattered heart

when you have a broken heart so bad you are broken beyond repair that’s it, your depressed forever. no more fun, no more anything. you just don’t want to be in existence to the point where you stay at home everyday and struggle to just get your clothes on because you know there’s no meaning in what you do and there never will be
Friend1: ......
Friend2: Woah. you have a shattered heart?.. i’m sorry..
by FrostyBYT April 14, 2018
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shlammered

The state of drunkeness at which you can no longer pronounce hammered.
Dude you don't look so good.

Yeah I'm pretty shlammered thanks to that everclear.
by ACandDC July 14, 2007
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Shwastered

it's a combination of the words: Sloshed, Hammered, Wasted, Ripped, Euphoric, Destroyed. Basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. I.E. let's get crunk.
when i got back home i was totally shwastered, and couldn't bang this chick
by Swiftverbicide December 14, 2009
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