schwastered
You were so schwastered last night
schwastered by jukshe March 17, 2009
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Schwasted
Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.
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Shwastered
it's a combination of the words: Sloshed, Hammered, Wasted, Ripped, Euphoric, Destroyed. Basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. I.E. let's get crunk.
Shwastered by Swiftverbicide December 14, 2009
Schwammered
When you are too drunk to describe the state you are in and you start combining words.
Being wasted and hammered at the same time.
Being wasted and hammered at the same time.
Schwammered by schwammered June 5, 2010
schmattered
- adj.
high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.
high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.
Some smokin' hot bitch - "Harrison, you looked pretty schmattered last night!"
Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"
Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"
Xue - "It was posed I swear!"
Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."
Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"
Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"
Xue - "No. Abstinence."
Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"
Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"
Xue - "It was posed I swear!"
Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."
Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"
Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"
Xue - "No. Abstinence."
schmattered by bamnig April 25, 2007
Schwasted Scale
A scale from 1-10 on how messed up or shitfaced you truly are, either high, drunk, or both.
10 --- Schwasted
5 --- Half way there
1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!
10 --- Schwasted
5 --- Half way there
1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!
Schwasted Scale by schwaste24/7 November 15, 2009
Schwasted
Drunken state usually acheived by consuming massive amounts of alcohol.
symptoms include- stumbling, dancing by ones self, and in severe cases - booting
originated at VT.
symptoms include- stumbling, dancing by ones self, and in severe cases - booting
originated at VT.
Schwasted by germanface November 9, 2003