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schloop schloop ping a pang bong
"Hey, want to come to my place later and schloop schloop ping a pang bong?"
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."
schloop schloop ping a pang bong by Jammaaal September 13, 2011
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schloopeh • schlooper • Schlooped • schloopenpoopin • Schloopermowie • schloophing • schloop • schloopy • schlopper • schlooze
Schlopped
To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)
Schlopped by googoobear October 12, 2008
Schnoophgee
A Schnoophgee (pronounced schnoof- ghee) is the string like cum that gets left in the stem of the penis post ejaculation that can only be expelled by taking a piss.
"Man I fucked laura and had to clear the pipes, I went to the toilet and felt the pressure before my schnoophgee shot out."
Schnoophgee by Thick white Duke November 12, 2019
Schlomphing
Schlomphing by pinkkittycatmaster September 22, 2014
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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