schloopeh 

If your name can not have kinz on the end of it.
If you can't have kinz, you can have cake.

Laurenkinz sounds awkward, so she's Laurencake; therefore Lauren is a schloopeh name.

schloopeh by Amykinz November 6, 2007

schloop schloop ping a pang bong

To play a vigorous game of monopoly.

"Hey, want to come to my place later and schloop schloop ping a pang bong?"
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."

schloop schloop ping a pang bong by Jammaaal September 13, 2011

Schlopped 

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)

" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."

Schlopped by googoobear October 12, 2008

Schlophanne 

A mystical creature once said to be colonised in the east-west of Madagascar

Schlophanne

Schlophanne by Jackcasta1912 August 30, 2015

Schnoophgee

A Schnoophgee (pronounced schnoof- ghee) is the string like cum that gets left in the stem of the penis post ejaculation that can only be expelled by taking a piss.

"Man I fucked laura and had to clear the pipes, I went to the toilet and felt the pressure before my schnoophgee shot out."

Schnoophgee by Thick white Duke November 12, 2019

Schlomphing 

To schlomph. Sexting but on a whole other level. More sexual, more passionate.

Are you and Jerome Schlomphing?

Yeah, we schlomphed all night.

Schlomphing by pinkkittycatmaster September 22, 2014

Schlooze 

1) A derogatory term with a meaning similar to slag or slut.

2) The sound made when breathing in sharply through your teeth in awkward situations.

1) "Payton is such a schlooze"

2) " 'I hate you Payton'

'Wow, thats awkward' *schlooze* "

Schlooze by schloozer May 17, 2011