schloda

a goop crazy thing that you just don't eve ever get to know! don't even try ok? Then yo bad!

Holy schloda I just schlodad my schloda

by babeeyoda January 19, 2021

Schodack

A place where the cows an buffalo graze the fields and they can be smelled through all of Town. All the roads are top notch offering various sizes of potholes and randomly turning to dirt. Schodack Town Hall is the tallest structure, though only on floor is used. Several police forces guard this town, though it has next to no crime. Shine Time Carwash is the epitome of the sprawling business section, and stands on the line of the better, East Greenbush. The elusive RYAN KELLY can be found here.

Reginold: Oy chap would you like to venture to Schodack?
Rupert: Sounds simply divine! Is there a lot to do there?
Reginold: Absolutely nothing!
(both share a laugh because it's so true)

by Jarzz April 29, 2009

schloaf

a nasty, often loaf-like meal

I'm feeling sick after I ate that schloaf for lunch.

by mike gould April 24, 2006

Schlodeo

A schlodeo (derived from the words schlong and rodeo) is when you place a saddle on someone's dick, and ride it like a bull rider as if you were in a rodeo.

Bro 1: Yo Kelly was so drunk last night, she started riding my dick like a bull!

Bro 2: Dude, she totally gave you a schlodeo!

Bro 1: Awesome!

by Agatster February 15, 2009

schlomanomadingdong

It's another word for penis. Instead of saying the word "Penis" you can say schlomanomadingdong.

Your brother is jerking off to porn and you walk in the room without knocking, and you see his penis and say "Wow, that's a big schlomanomadingdong."

by TheLKA June 13, 2013

schload

shit load -- see shload

There's a schload of calories in this steak, egg, and cheese biscuit!

by Stealth Rabbi February 26, 2005

schloaked

when a guy's small penis gets soaked with water

oh man, my schlong/schlort got schloaked yesterday!!

by k8ster April 3, 2009