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A schloa is a very small sword. It is wielded by a schloaginite, and admired by schloagines.

Pronounced: 'sch' as in shoe, 'lo' as in lore, and 'a' as in ah.
Example A:
Do not fear. It is only a schloa.
Schloa by WSama August 22, 2018
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Inspired by JSchlatt and first created by Ted Nivison, Schlagg is an ominous and terrifying creature. It is usually seen wearing a blue New York Yankees hat and has a cock for a nose.
"Holy shit. I think I just fucking saw Schlagg, dude."
Schlagg by forsetha December 27, 2020
Related Words

schlack schlorts 

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.
Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

schlaank 

1. the disgusting particulate matter, consisting of dirt, dust, and hair that accumulates in the water cup of a beirut/beer pong game, especially games held in a college dorm room, where schlaank is particularly common.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.
1. "Loser (of the game) eats the schlaank!" (highly unadvisable).
2. "Yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank."
schlaank by ballsanweiners February 19, 2009

Schlachtered 

The act of consuming alcohol until the point where a person is unable to think, speak or make rational decisions.
I got so schlachtered at the bar last night, I got naked and jumped into the public pool.
Schlachtered by pgasean August 4, 2009
The act of having casual sex with another person
“Hey girl, do you want to schlam?”
“I schlammed Andrea In the work storeroom last night”
Schlam by Andre’ January 5, 2020

Schlampe 

"Bist du eine Schlampe?" "JA!"
Schlampe by Melody April 25, 2004
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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