A schlodeo (derived from the words schlong and rodeo) is when you place a saddle on someone's dick, and ride it like a bull rider as if you were in a rodeo.
Bro 1: Yo Kelly was so drunk last night, she started riding my dick like a bull!
Bro 2: Dude, she totally gave you a schlodeo!
Bro 1: Awesome!
Bro 2: Dude, she totally gave you a schlodeo!
Bro 1: Awesome!
by Agatster February 15, 2009
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A schlode is usually a best friend of a schliz.
2.A very disturbing noise that can usually be heard miles away from the schlode.
A schlode is usually a best friend of a schliz.
2.A very disturbing noise that can usually be heard miles away from the schlode.
'schlode smells.'
'you are a real schlode.'
'schlode loves schliz.'
'ahh, look at that schlode she's pulling!'
'you are a real schlode.'
'schlode loves schliz.'
'ahh, look at that schlode she's pulling!'
by 'schlode' February 10, 2007
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Get the Schlodecka mug.a mixture of the word 'schlong', meaning an extrodinarily long dick, and 'chode', meaning a cock thats fatter than it is long. Therefor, a schlode is an extrodinarily long penis that is also fatter than it is long, thereby it being veeeery fat too
by Robbo :) March 1, 2009
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1. Used to describe a penis which is too large to simply be referred to as either a Schlong or a Dode. It's so big that it is in a category of it's own, for it is a Schlode.
2. Used as an insult for someone who is so lame that they cannot be describe as simply either a Schlong or a Dode, but rather they must be refered to on a whole other level. They are, in fact, a Schlode.
3. Another way of refering to ones Schlong or Dode.
1. Used to describe a penis which is too large to simply be referred to as either a Schlong or a Dode. It's so big that it is in a category of it's own, for it is a Schlode.
2. Used as an insult for someone who is so lame that they cannot be describe as simply either a Schlong or a Dode, but rather they must be refered to on a whole other level. They are, in fact, a Schlode.
3. Another way of refering to ones Schlong or Dode.
1. "I whipped out my Schlode on that bitches face, and she had to rest it on her shoulder!"
Sally: "Why Bill, I am thoroughly impressed with the size of your Schlode!"
Bill: "So am I, Sally, So am I."
2. "Hey fucknut, stop acting like such a Schlode!"
Sally: "Why Bill, I am thoroughly impressed with the size of your Schlode!"
Bill: "So am I, Sally, So am I."
2. "Hey fucknut, stop acting like such a Schlode!"
by The Hunter May 28, 2004
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thus meaning that a schlode is a amazingly large meat hammer than is completely useless for anything sexual, but can be used to hit someone over the head with and hurt them, alot.
thus meaning that a schlode is a amazingly large meat hammer than is completely useless for anything sexual, but can be used to hit someone over the head with and hurt them, alot.
gemma: so how did it go with tom last night?
georgette: not good! he had a total schlode!
adam: woah henry what happened to your face!
henry: tom got mad and hit me with his schlode, fucking asshole
georgette: not good! he had a total schlode!
adam: woah henry what happened to your face!
henry: tom got mad and hit me with his schlode, fucking asshole
by henry89 February 13, 2009
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