schleeps

sh-leep-s
a ganja cigarette that is smoked at least 30 minutes before you go to sleep. this is so that the buzz will make you fall asleep and stay a little bit stoned when you wake up, so that the morning spliff can be fully enjoyed

"Hey man wana save a Schleeps joint off this bag"
"Yeah man put me right to sleep"

schleeps by connorbag April 30, 2006

schleep 

done, can't deal with shit anymore

LMFAOOOO im schleep!

schleep by TheRealLegitBoss August 6, 2016

Schleepin 

To sleep. To be sleeping. Said in a way as for you to be different and cool. Schleepin in the new "nig"

What the fuck you callin me for?...Im schleepin!

Schleepin by Devan J. June 8, 2009

Schleepy Schnitzel 

The act of tracing your own pecker on the face of a tall german who is sleeping inside of a moving volkswaggen, preferebly a jetta. The sleeper must awake and have no idea the tracing is there. Upon discovering the tracing the tracee must not imediatly be able to tell what is drawn on his face.

There is no requirement to trace your balls, however doing so could constitute an Uber-Schleepy Schnitzel.

Hey man, so buddy falls asleep open mouth in my jetta and we totally schleepy schnitzel'ed him! it was awesome he just looked in the mirror and was like "wtf"

Schleepy Schnitzel by Samuel Leblanc September 25, 2009

schleepy 

In a state of tiredness but wanting to sound cute at the same time.
Can also be used when one cannot be bothered.

- "Do you want oral?"
- "I'm Schleepy...."

schleepy by JD and coke August 20, 2006

schleep 

the act of 'sleeping'

holy moly, i'm so tired. i think i will go to schleep. night night.

schleep by My name is Broo. August 28, 2004

Schleep 

When you touch a single cell onto your sleeping area and you immediately lose consciousness.

Past-tense: Schlept
Present-tense: Schleep

When I get home I'm going to schleep, hard.

Schleep by Riton October 10, 2018