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the sound made when a man's genetalia hit his leg.

also the sound of a man masturbating.

also refrence to aman's penis.
"I can hear Joe's schlappay from the other room!"
"My schlappay is huge!"
"I like the schlappay feeling of my cock on my leg!"
by flsdhkafhodighakljd asfdsdafg February 09, 2008
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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