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a midget or dwarf with a large nose. Enjoys having a toss and taking food home from restaurants. Often found in parts of mississippi or south florida.
Schlakman went to Toojays for lunch and had a toss in the bathroom. He returned home with a half eaten nova platter.
by Isaac Koppel January 01, 2010
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