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backhand shalanski

A sexual manuver in which a woman, in a sixtynine-esk position, with her muff above the man's head, greases his rod with baby oil and proceeds, with reverse grip, a manual release of his baby batter.
I was at the Octopussy, when my counterpart came out of a room, labeled 'PRIVATE', looking like he saw a ghost and told me she gave him the 'ole, backhand shalanski.

shapanskied 

adj. - to have totally snaked someone. To be unfair to someone or jew them on something.
"that guy who just cut in line in front of me totally shapanskied me!"

"I wish that bastard would get whats coming to him, he totally shapanskied my ass!"
shapanskied by rob marsh November 15, 2006

shumanski 

- in categorizing the attractiveness of a female, this is the lowest of the low
- the ugliest girl in a room
- the girl asked to leave before taking a group picture
- the opposite of a boner
That shumanski looks like she ate a shumanski.

Hey, did you see that shumanski in the back of the room with the hair on her lip.

Beer goggles couldn't save that shumanski.
shumanski by Anonymous Stark March 7, 2008

Schmankies 

A group of Beautifual women.
Look at that group of schmankies.
Schmankies by emic510 October 31, 2011

scamaskinui 

Bro Lucas is a scamaskinui
scamaskinui by KEEKEI February 1, 2020

schamanikala 

sing it out loud while being happy 1000%. That feeling: schamanikala
also it is a song by famous singer Amella Kruella.
Amelie: SCHAMANIKALAAAAA
Sofia: what are you singing?
Amelie: that is unimportant, I'm just feeling myself
schamanikala by AmellaKruella April 17, 2020