schladies 

(generally attractive) Women.
Sometimes referred to as:
"Shigidi-shigidi-schladies"

I went to the beach and saw some schladies.

schladies by Kybo Ren March 17, 2004

schlade 

One renowned as the antithesis of punctuality, and whom takes the act of slacking to an entirely new dimension. The incredible level of slack achieved by this "schlade" has reached such epic proportions that the slacking bar has been raised for stoners everywhere.

"I had plans with schlade at 7:30 so I showed up at 8:45 and he still wasn't there! I guess you can't schlade the schladester."

schlade by Hipp y December 11, 2006

Schlais

The process of strangling a person with giving them a handy. Also referred to as a choke and stroke.

Dude last night my girl gave me the best schlais! I couldn't figure out which head was more red!

Schlais by Slickrick286 May 19, 2016

Schlakis 

Slang term for male genitalia.

Betty came over last night and immediately grabbed my schlakis.

Schlakis by ShooterMac October 23, 2017

schlade  

Also known as iron lung, is one who is known for the art of slack. Can be used in junction with most any stoner activity... schlack-assing, schlacking off, being schlate, getting schladed.

Well, sooner is better than schlade r.

schlade by sketch24428 January 26, 2007

Schmades 

An informal way to say goodbye.

You're leaving? Alright, schmades

Schmades by meebs3 January 6, 2009

Shladies; Shlady 

A phrase originally coined by the musical artists Group X; referring to fine members of the female persuasion.

*Standing at the entrance to a playboy bunny hotel*
Look at all those shladies.

Shladies; Shlady by Dark_Bump May 13, 2005