schladies

(generally attractive) Women.
Sometimes referred to as:
"Shigidi-shigidi-schladies"

I went to the beach and saw some schladies.

by Kybo Ren March 17, 2004

schlade

One renowned as the antithesis of punctuality, and whom takes the act of slacking to an entirely new dimension. The incredible level of slack achieved by this "schlade" has reached such epic proportions that the slacking bar has been raised for stoners everywhere.

"I had plans with schlade at 7:30 so I showed up at 8:45 and he still wasn't there! I guess you can't schlade the schladester."

by Hipp y December 11, 2006

Schlais

The process of strangling a person with giving them a handy. Also referred to as a choke and stroke.

Dude last night my girl gave me the best schlais! I couldn't figure out which head was more red!

by Slickrick286 May 19, 2016

Schlakis

Slang term for male genitalia.

Betty came over last night and immediately grabbed my schlakis.

by ShooterMac October 23, 2017

schlade

Also known as iron lung, is one who is known for the art of slack. Can be used in junction with most any stoner activity... schlack-assing, schlacking off, being schlate, getting schladed.

Well, sooner is better than schlade r.

by sketch24428 January 26, 2007

Schmades

An informal way to say goodbye.

You're leaving? Alright, schmades

by meebs3 January 6, 2009

Shladies; Shlady

A phrase originally coined by the musical artists Group X; referring to fine members of the female persuasion.

*Standing at the entrance to a playboy bunny hotel*
Look at all those shladies.

by Dark_Bump May 13, 2005