Schlakis

Slang term for male genitalia.

Betty came over last night and immediately grabbed my schlakis.

by ShooterMac October 23, 2017

Schlais

The process of strangling a person with giving them a handy. Also referred to as a choke and stroke.

Dude last night my girl gave me the best schlais! I couldn't figure out which head was more red!

by Slickrick286 May 19, 2016

schlafischlamper

n:(roughly translates to sleeping bitch in german) a girl who has passed out at a party, or a sleeping bitch.

adj: to be fucked up

n: "dude look at the schlafischlamper, should we hump her?"

v:dude im schlafischlamper!

by mamfi August 6, 2009

Schlaise

An alliterative sound I like to make when I am thinking about scraping things.

Schlaise! Schlaise! Schlaise! He went, while thinking about scraping the car next to him.

by Yes, some people do like to make sounds when thinking about scraping things. It helps them. November 30, 2004