Schlakis

Betty came over last night and immediately grabbed my schlakis.

Schlakis by ShooterMac October 23, 2017

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Schlais

The process of strangling a person with giving them a handy. Also referred to as a choke and stroke.

Dude last night my girl gave me the best schlais! I couldn't figure out which head was more red!

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n:(roughly translates to sleeping bitch in german) a girl who has passed out at a party, or a sleeping bitch.

adj: to be fucked up

n: "dude look at the schlafischlamper, should we hump her?"

v:dude im schlafischlamper!

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An alliterative sound I like to make when I am thinking about scraping things.

Schlaise! Schlaise! Schlaise! He went, while thinking about scraping the car next to him.

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