Schlais

The process of strangling a person with giving them a handy. Also referred to as a choke and stroke.

Dude last night my girl gave me the best schlais! I couldn't figure out which head was more red!

by Slickrick286 May 19, 2016

schlaps

to say that something slaps or is bangin

wow this music video schlaps

by n1gwad June 4, 2020

schlasive

A massive schlong, as apposed to a schlong, a schlort, or a schledium. Longer than a schlong

Aiden has a schlasive, its much bigger than matts schlong

by Mr Schlasive August 15, 2016

Schlakis

Slang term for male genitalia.

Betty came over last night and immediately grabbed my schlakis.

by ShooterMac October 23, 2017

schlapskie

A word used in place of an s-bomb. Also used in place of an s-bomb at HighImpactHalo.org

You piece of schlapskie!!!

by KamlakieKilla October 10, 2005

Schlags

The term "Schlags" is a Northern NSW slang term.

The word has no specific meaning as it is more of a filler word in sentences. It can be used as anything from a pronoun, noun, verb or adjective

Person 1: Evening Schlags
Person 2: Yeah, shot Schlags

by Nangers September 6, 2018

Schlaich

A very intelligent and powerful creature associated in many stories with the desctruction or conquering of the world.

And then the Schlaich came and conquered all of persia.

"Oh no its the Schlaich of the world!"

"What happened to atlantis?"
"....Schlaich."

"We should send Schlaich over to iraq... really fuck em up."

by Kujomaximus November 1, 2009