Schlady
Schlady by Housmaster December 27, 2003
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schlade
One renowned as the antithesis of punctuality, and whom takes the act of slacking to an entirely new dimension. The incredible level of slack achieved by this "schlade" has reached such epic proportions that the slacking bar has been raised for stoners everywhere.
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Schlady • schlade • Schady • Schlada Monday • Schladie • Schladle • schladong • schladongadong • Schladoodled • Schlafy
schlade
Also known as iron lung, is one who is known for the art of slack. Can be used in junction with most any stoner activity... schlack-assing, schlacking off, being schlate, getting schladed.
schlade by sketch24428 January 26, 2007
Shladies; Shlady
A phrase originally coined by the musical artists Group X; referring to fine members of the female persuasion.
Shladies; Shlady by Dark_Bump May 13, 2005
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schladongadong
"Jamie's got hella schladongadong. Did you see him dancing out on the floor? That's some Jenna Marbles–level dickbounce right there."
schladongadong by Zach O'Toole June 21, 2013
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