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One renowned as the antithesis of punctuality, and whom takes the act of slacking to an entirely new dimension. The incredible level of slack achieved by this "schlade" has reached such epic proportions that the slacking bar has been raised for stoners everywhere.
"I had plans with schlade at 7:30 so I showed up at 8:45 and he still wasn't there! I guess you can't schlade the schladester."
schlade by Hipp y December 11, 2006
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schlade  

Also known as iron lung, is one who is known for the art of slack. Can be used in junction with most any stoner activity... schlack-assing, schlacking off, being schlate, getting schladed.
Well, sooner is better than schlade r.
schlade by sketch24428 January 26, 2007
The man schlade all over himself.
Schlade by bigshampoo January 12, 2023

schadenboner

Taking really, REALLY immense delight in the misfortune of some loathesome person-like creature. Well beyond garden-variety schadenfreude, a case of schadenboner lasting beyond four hours means the tumescent owner must seek medical attention.
The final exposure of Dan Rather as a failshit partisan back in 2004 gave me a 3-hour schadenboner..at least.
schadenboner by Adroit January 24, 2011

hank schrader 

A decent guy who isn't as smart as his brother in law. Eventually he gets on the wrong side of "the danger." It's a sad story.
Marie Schrader: You're ordering a new rock?
Hank Schrader: I'm *bidding* on a new *mineral.*
hank schrader by Lars Norsk May 27, 2015

Schadenforde 

Delighting in the undoing of Toronto's Mayor Rob Ford.
Video depicting Rob Ford smoking crack with Somali gangsters brings me a tremendous feeling of Schadenforde.

schadenfreude 

German word, original translation loosely comes out as 'malicious joy'. In English, it's thought of 'malicious enjoyment from the suffering of another'. As there is no succinct English version of the word, English-speaking peoples have approximated this word and use it whenever they see people like corrupt CEOs get dragged off to jail.
Did you see that look on Fastow's face as he was told he couldn't take soap-on-a-rope to the lockup? Man, I felt a warm, comforting sense of schadenfreude in my gut when I saw it...
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