schkeef

The band "JET" uses this to describe the area between the scrotum and the anus

Hey man, it smells like schkeef in here.

I have a rash on my schkeef.

by Osama - yes thats my real name December 16, 2003

Schneef

Canadian slang for cocaine

Have you guys been doing schneef?
Also used: schniffles, schnay.

by JonW May 29, 2003

Hoover some schneef

When one partakes in the act of inhaling cocaine through the nostril. The "hoover" section of the saying comes from the vacuum brand, while schneef is a variation on the word sniff or to sniff. "Schneef" is slang for cocaine.

I'm so drunk, someone needs to rack up so I can hoover some schneef right now.

I'm surprised we're not hoovering some schneef right now!

by Michael Wrightwood November 25, 2022

Schueef

Vaginal gas that involves strong odor or fecal matter

Dude, I was with Becky last night and she schueefed on my sheets. I'm never gonna get that shit stain out.

by BadJack(2)(12)(6) June 26, 2010

schmeef

an arrogant guy aka a douche

that guy over there is a total schmeef

by tracispaci January 26, 2006

Schkeev

V. Describing something gross, unbearable, or unimaginable that cannot be otherwise described or discussed.

Public toilets schkeev me.

I get the sckeevs from that guy over there.

That schkeev that I ever dated her.

by CysticGal October 30, 2009

Schkeet

Schkeet is everything. Noun, adjective, verb, adverb, pronoun. It means whatever you make of it. Enunciation can also affect the meaning. Use with caution, as it is a dirty word to some.

1. Schkeet banana.

2. Schkeet off you schkeetin’ schkeet.

by Banana Dollar July 3, 2018