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To ask for a hit of a vape, specifically a switch mod

Bro 1: hey bro can I get a scheefer
Bro 2: of course bro

scheefer by Scheefer February 22, 2021

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Schaefergasam

The Drink among Drinks. use at least a one gallon juice container with halfs of oranges and lemons, fill to the top with a mix of the two. Pour 60 percent smirnoff Citrus with 40 percent Triple Sec. along with a secret ingredient, lets call this LOVE. Let sit in the Fridge for at least 4 weeks. cover with a towel to keep the drink cold while the 4weeks pass.

No One Can drink more than 3 full 12 oz cups.
THE Schaefergasam, the drink of drinks.

Bartender: what will you have?
You: a Schaefergasam

Schaefergasam by Dennis Schaefer December 9, 2008

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The Dirty Schaefer

The act of shaving your pubes into a girls mouth as you cum, leaving a delicous and hard to get rid of treat in your partners mouth.

Dentist- "You seem to have some pubic hairs stuck in your teeth"
Sara-"Sorry, my boyfriend gave me The Dirty Schaefer last night"

The Dirty Schaefer by The Scheafsta January 20, 2011

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scheemer

(n) a person who often lies to their friends and/or their boyfriends/girlfriends, to go hang out with someone sneakily.

Scheemer: "Hey guys uhh Jen, my mom wants me home by nine....."
Friend: Alright late scheemer

scheemer by The Real LG March 14, 2007

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Schaeferville

1. a township within the confines of Pekin Illinois where there seems to be no zoning or regard for pollution. In this township, almost every single house has been neglected for years and they resemble a crack house. Also rent is never more that $100 a month.

2. a retirement haven for drug dealers and alcoholics.

3. the ghetto in Pekin, IL.

I'm not going to her house, she lives in Schaeferville!

Schaeferville by JMAN9460 March 24, 2011

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alex schaefer

Chicken Little looking motherfucker

look here come alex schaefer

alex schaefer by Chapo EL October 9, 2016

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schaefer

Noun. 1. A bunny 2. Someone sweet, adorable and very cuddly 3. A person who looves goobers

He keeps insisting he's not a schaefer, but with that nose and cute ass, what else can he be?

schaefer by Olya August 17, 2006

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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