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Schneeberger 

the act of fornicating on the floor of a Chili's bathroom while wearing your socks.
After eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a Schneeberger.
Schneeberger by Himalayan Holyman December 11, 2011
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Slang for 4-HO-MET, a lesser-known novel psychedelic of the Tryptamine class (which includes substances like melatonin, serotonin, DMT and Psilocin). Users typically describe Schleeb as a more recreational version of psilocybin mushrooms due to its less serious headspace and greater emphasis on visual effects.
John: "Yo Billy you tryna shnort this schleeb?"
Billy: "Hell yes John lets shnort this schleeb!"
schleeb by dogeater84 November 23, 2020

Scribombulous scheebadoodle

The worst insult anyone could call you. It's meaning is something unspeakable, even in this eternal hellhole that is the internet. It's not even considered a slur, which only makes it worse, as the person saying it doesn't even consider you worth enough to sacrifice their profesionality just to insult you.
+:"Shut the hell up you scribombulous scheebadoodle"
-:*dies instantly*

Schneebaum  

Pronounced Shnee·bomb

V.

1) To engage in anal copulation with a member of the same-sex by force Related Words: rape,sodomize

2) To defeat someone absolutely in any activity
Related Words: Own,Pwn
1) Dude, at the party last night, I hella slipped Daniel a ruffee and schneebaumed him 'till dawn.

2) Dude, get online so I can schneebaum you in Counter-Strike
Schneebaum by Mr.Waffles March 5, 2008

Schleeb on a Deeb 

An action that can be an absolute fucking disgrace or it can be the greatest thing that’s ever fucking happened depending on the context.
Hey you fucking doobie stop it and friggin schleeb on a deeb you fucking idiot schwoy.

Schbeebs 

/ Sch'bi:bs/
Alternate spellings: Schbebes, Schpeebs, Schmeems.

noun-
A word with no meaning but with a very controversial connotation.

ARCHAIC
To deny any responsibility of creating a made up word which gains the morbid curiosity of the people around you.
Noun-
person : Did you file that report yet?
you: Schbeebs
person: What did you say? What is Schbeebs?
you:
... Hours later
person: WHAT IS SCHBEEBS!?

person: We do not talk about the Schbeebs Incident

ARCHAIC

person: He keeps saying I made the word Schbeebs but I don't even know what it means.
Schbeebs by CurseOfcrits February 18, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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