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Chirpsing women, often with a lurid intention. Less honourable than flirting but not altogether socially unacceptable
Hey lad, noticed you were schneefing hard last night with those women
Schneef by Show Pony April 29, 2019
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Used on the East Coast of the U.S. to mean 100% Pure uncut caffeine powder. Commonly snorted, but can also be taken orally. Users should not take more than 1g/35 lbs of body mass.
Stranger 1: Dude, those caffeine pills did nothing for me
Stranger 2: Try snorting a gram of schneef and get back to me
Schneef by ZachChapman March 13, 2014
Slang used in southern California used to describe the action of smoking that Mary Jane, often the word is repeated twice for added secretive value.
"dude, you want to.. schneef schneef?"
"yeah man lets get baked off our asses."
Schneef by juan carlos117 November 1, 2009

Hoover some schneef 

When one partakes in the act of inhaling cocaine through the nostril. The "hoover" section of the saying comes from the vacuum brand, while schneef is a variation on the word sniff or to sniff. "Schneef" is slang for cocaine.
I'm so drunk, someone needs to rack up so I can hoover some schneef right now.

I'm surprised we're not hoovering some schneef right now!

Hoover schneef 

The act of sniffing up something, usually cocaine, but can also be used for a dog who roots around in garbage.
Dude, my mutt got into the garbage and hoover schneefed all the food wrappers.
Hoover schneef by J.g rjjfjdjd January 11, 2022

Schneeberger 

the act of fornicating on the floor of a Chili's bathroom while wearing your socks.
After eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a Schneeberger.
Schneeberger by Himalayan Holyman December 11, 2011
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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