schjold

A schjold is a fucking sexy boy. He is every girls dream. Schjolds are often known for beeing extremely good in bed. They can often be seen with ingvild.

Girl 1: Is that christoffer Schjold?
Girl 2: Yeah cant you see? Ingvild is sucking him off rigth know.

by Thailands sønn June 3, 2019

schooldamatized

when you're around other people and you're schooled so badly you want to crawl up in a hole and die.

He got schooldamatized at that football video game and lost 100- 12.

by tfishisahwesome February 9, 2009

schooldom

also pronounced schooldumb every time in geometry class or any other class and you can't play around or use your phone and lunch is in three hours

ugh I have a severe case of schooldom

by i am bored, ehhhh September 18, 2017

schooldepression

Depression due to school

Before school -> happy

After school ->sad and depressed

Schooldepression is kicking today

by Aktiverdünnschiss January 9, 2023

Schwoldstalk

When a person cuts sof there hands and replaces them with pig or other animal hooves

Today I'm going to commit Schwoldstalk

by Schwoldstalk creator July 26, 2024

Scholdschlong

(N) A measurement of spice level for male genitalia

Guy 1: How many scholdschlong is your penis?

Guy 2: My penis is 20,000 scholdschlong.

by Flapersnaper January 4, 2025

Scholdschlong

(noun)
1. A theoretical unit of measurement denoting the intensity or "spice level" associated with the male genitalia.

Etymology: Derived from the fusion of "Schol-" (possibly a playful prefix) and "schlong," a colloquial term for male genitalia.

"The debate over the highest scholdschlong rating has yet to be settled in any official capacity."

by Flapersnaper January 4, 2025