3 definitions by tfishisahwesome

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when you pull a string near the bottom of someone's shoe so hard they have to bend down to fix it and unlace their entire shoe and then relace it.
he pulled the string at the bottom of his shoe and gave him a wicked bad shoe wedgie.
by tfishisahwesome May 18, 2009
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I Only Hang Out With You Because You Are Rich

when you hate someone but you befriend them because they are LOADED
"Man,why do you hang out with me?" "I thought you hated me"
"I hate you"
by tfishisahwesome June 24, 2009
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when you're around other people and you're schooled so badly you want to crawl up in a hole and die.
He got schooldamatized at that football video game and lost 100- 12.
by tfishisahwesome February 09, 2009
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