Definitions by Flapersnaper

Scholdschlong 

(noun)
1. A theoretical unit of measurement denoting the intensity or "spice level" associated with the male genitalia.

Etymology: Derived from the fusion of "Schol-" (possibly a playful prefix) and "schlong," a colloquial term for male genitalia.

"The debate over the highest scholdschlong rating has yet to be settled in any official capacity."

Scholdschlong by Flapersnaper January 4, 2025

Scholdschlong 

(N) A measurement of spice level for male genitalia

Guy 1: How many scholdschlong is your penis?

Guy 2: My penis is 20,000 scholdschlong.

Scholdschlong by Flapersnaper January 4, 2025