A state of being infatuated or obsessed with another person, typically characterized by a strong desire for reciprocation of one's feelings
I mix of the words (schizo) and (situationship)
Used to describe a fictional or delusional one sided relationship, that is considered non formal or un-established. The term schizuationship is considered a more intense form of the word (limerence).
If Katy mentions that life guard at the pool is apparently making flirty eyes at her again, I’m gonna barf. I don’t wanna hear her talk about her schizuationship. She doesn’t even know his name.