Schizuationship

A state of being infatuated or obsessed with another person, typically characterized by a strong desire for reciprocation of one's feelings
I mix of the words (schizo) and (situationship)

Used to describe a fictional or delusional one sided relationship, that is considered non formal or un-established. The term schizuationship is considered a more intense form of the word (limerence).

If Katy mentions that life guard at the pool is apparently making flirty eyes at her again, I’m gonna barf. I don’t wanna hear her talk about her schizuationship. She doesn’t even know his name.

by Witch_Cabbage February 25, 2026

schizuationship

When one is in a romantic situationship with their schizophrenic hallucinations.

How’s your schizuationship going?

by sheerio1234 November 1, 2025

shituationship

When your relationship with someone is better classified as a shitty situation.

"Hey, man, you should ask out Becky!"
"Nah, she's taken, but its a shituationship, so maybe later."

by Inachi June 4, 2015

Shituationship

When you're in the friend zone with benefits but neither of you won't to give it a title. It is what it is.

You and I hang together all the time. So let's just enjoy this Shituationship and watch Netflix.

by Tricktionary October 7, 2015

Shituationship

A shitty relationship.
When your in a relationship and things get complicated because there's a shitty situation involved.

"How is you and John's relationship?"
"Oh, you mean our shituationship?"

by PERC Princess August 30, 2016

Shituationship

My relationship with Riley.

'Stop saying dumbass things, you're not even making sense'

'pumpa pupa plup chuchlipupah'

'We are breaking up'

'Turip ip ip'

shituationship (i had to include the word being defined)

by Pulup Lupus May 23, 2023