shituationship

When your relationship with someone is better classified as a shitty situation.

"Hey, man, you should ask out Becky!"
"Nah, she's taken, but its a shituationship, so maybe later."

by Inachi June 03, 2015

Squatput

The act of making a bowl movement after a long period of constipation

"Hey, have you seen Jack?"
"Nah, I heard he had too much pizza last night and got sick."
"Oh, man he's gonna be having some serious squatput!"

by Inachi December 13, 2011