Anyone who only gets on tv to give a worthless opinion about a major topic just to be relevant
45 will do and say anything about sports but refuses to address real issues. He's such a sound byte hoe.
Buy a
sound byte hoe
mug!
When you are killing the scene
Come thru Janet and show these kids how a woman does it right!
One thirsty attention basic who uses Snapchat to post nude selfies and vids to get more followers
Mike is such a Snapchat Thot ever since he lost his girlfriend and his common sense
When you're stealing someone else's memes and posting them on your own social media sites as if they were your own.
Marc is always thrift stealing other people's memes! Nothing about him is original on his timeline except for his name.
Buy a
thrift stealing
mug!
When you lay down you give the illusion of having an ass but the moment you stand up it disappears
Mike: Damn Michelle's ass is thick AF!
Tony: Was she lying down?
Mike: Yeah why?
Tony: Man she has a Houdini ass so don't get your hopes up
The delicate art of stalking someone under the disguise of doing business with them
Mark is such a stalkerpreneur! He's brought eight espressos in the last half hour because of the cute barista that just started working there.
Buy a
Stalkerpreneur
mug!
When you finally have time to catch up on the shows you missed during the week on Hulu.
No spoilers about Empire! I'm doing a Hulu Rewind this weekend to get caught up!
