schimmeled

Definition of a tall woman, from jersey who is never on time. It’s becomes so habitual it makes her friends wonder if she suffers from narcolepsy, epilepsy or both, but actually she’s perfectly normal.

2nd definition:
In ancient Roman times share croppers would stock up and wait for seasons to change to plant there crops. When a season would drag extraordinarily long they knew to sacrifice there children to prevent starvation, these extended seasons were known as schimmels.

“Hey have you guys heard from meagan?” “She was supposed to have met me for dinner 7hrs ago?” “Only 7hrs?” “Yeah she’s pretty bad at that, last time I was stuck on the road with a flat tire, she texted me every hour saying she was on her way, 112 hrs later when I was hunting for food she finally showed up” “she really schimmeled both of us”

schimmeled by HandyRandy November 5, 2020

schimmel 

schimmel is another word used to describe "tissue".

I have a runny nose; pass me a schimmel.
Pass me the box of schimmels so I do not infect everyone.

schimmel by trombona November 16, 2014

schimmelfig

This word refers to uncontrolable bowels while involved in a activity such as lifting , playing an instrument , or having sex. It refers to the loss of control of the bowels and the spray of fecal matter allover a room or person.

Examp. #1 I had him bent over and was about to shove it in his anus and he let go a schimmelfig allover me and the nightstand and the lamp. It took hours to clean up.
Examp. #2 He was playing the Tuba and when he hit the high note he Schimmelfigged allover himself.

schimmelfig by William Wood July 10, 2005

schimmied 

The art of changing from a Man to a Woman. One that cross-dresses, and is going through the transformation of becoming a woman - Pre-op.

Bret is really growing his hair long, he looks all schimmied.

schimmied by DimebagDave April 11, 2009

schimmelbusch 

a slightly mouldy vagina and should be treated with care

You've got a schimmelbusch, I'm not going near that. You can lick your own vagina!

schimmelbusch by xymoxbass April 8, 2010

schimmel 

Verb, when someone fakes his support in your cause and in fact betrays you and shows his actual face.

Yes, i got schimmeled when Arik said he would help my righteous claim against the factory, but he ended up supporting them the first chance he could.

schimmel by schimmel October 3, 2019

schimmel 

In german, means Studly white horse.

Wow, Steve is such a Schimmel

schimmel by steve schimmel October 6, 2006