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schimmeled

Definition of a tall woman, from jersey who is never on time. It’s becomes so habitual it makes her friends wonder if she suffers from narcolepsy, epilepsy or both, but actually she’s perfectly normal.

2nd definition:
In ancient Roman times share croppers would stock up and wait for seasons to change to plant there crops. When a season would drag extraordinarily long they knew to sacrifice there children to prevent starvation, these extended seasons were known as schimmels.
“Hey have you guys heard from meagan?” “She was supposed to have met me for dinner 7hrs ago?” “Only 7hrs?” “Yeah she’s pretty bad at that, last time I was stuck on the road with a flat tire, she texted me every hour saying she was on her way, 112 hrs later when I was hunting for food she finally showed up” “she really schimmeled both of us”
schimmeled by HandyRandy November 5, 2020
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schimmel 

schimmel is another word used to describe "tissue".
I have a runny nose; pass me a schimmel.
Pass me the box of schimmels so I do not infect everyone.
schimmel by trombona November 16, 2014

schimmelfig

This word refers to uncontrolable bowels while involved in a activity such as lifting , playing an instrument , or having sex. It refers to the loss of control of the bowels and the spray of fecal matter allover a room or person.
Examp. #1 I had him bent over and was about to shove it in his anus and he let go a schimmelfig allover me and the nightstand and the lamp. It took hours to clean up.
Examp. #2 He was playing the Tuba and when he hit the high note he Schimmelfigged allover himself.
schimmelfig by William Wood July 10, 2005

schimmied 

The art of changing from a Man to a Woman. One that cross-dresses, and is going through the transformation of becoming a woman - Pre-op.
Bret is really growing his hair long, he looks all schimmied.
schimmied by DimebagDave April 11, 2009

schimmelbusch 

a slightly mouldy vagina and should be treated with care
You've got a schimmelbusch, I'm not going near that. You can lick your own vagina!
schimmelbusch by xymoxbass April 8, 2010

schimmel 

Verb, when someone fakes his support in your cause and in fact betrays you and shows his actual face.
Yes, i got schimmeled when Arik said he would help my righteous claim against the factory, but he ended up supporting them the first chance he could.
schimmel by schimmel October 3, 2019

schimmel 

In german, means Studly white horse.
Wow, Steve is such a Schimmel
schimmel by steve schimmel October 6, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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