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Mouldy
When a joint, spliff, macarron or mongo, drops on the floor and is lost for such an amount of time as to lose its thermal action, on the basis of honour and integrity to the individual who dropped said spliff, they shall then proceed to chew and swallow the remains, burnt or smoldering.
Friends shall then wallow in their disgust as a young teenage boy de-pubertises after watching 'two girls one-cup', as it is written in the Gaig bible.
Friends shall then wallow in their disgust as a young teenage boy de-pubertises after watching 'two girls one-cup', as it is written in the Gaig bible.
Mouldy by jimbobsy macgregor March 3, 2011
Mouldy on the Lush
Irish slang meaning getting absolutely off your face drunk, usually while Knacker drinking (on the nac)
Friend: Did you pull that beure last night?
Me: No she was too moudly, she started getting sick everywhere!
Friend: Are we heading to a pub tonight?
Underage Friend: No fuck that we'll go on the nac and get mouldy on the lush instead!
Me: No she was too moudly, she started getting sick everywhere!
Friend: Are we heading to a pub tonight?
Underage Friend: No fuck that we'll go on the nac and get mouldy on the lush instead!
Mouldy on the Lush by IrishGuru March 20, 2015
Mouldy monday
The Monday after a weekend amphetamine bender. Spending the day hot, moist and mostly stationary. Feeling like that crust that's been in the bread bin way longer than it should have been.
Mouldy monday by ToastedTeaCake May 14, 2016
mouldy sausage
The state of ones penis after a heavy bout of profuse masturbation.
The times when you need to wank but simply cannot climax. You are in the state of perpetual soft-on. Excessive masturbation can lead to a grimy, chapped and bruised penis. Once in this state it is said to resemble an out of date raw pork sausage.
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The times when you need to wank but simply cannot climax. You are in the state of perpetual soft-on. Excessive masturbation can lead to a grimy, chapped and bruised penis. Once in this state it is said to resemble an out of date raw pork sausage.
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Wanking more than 10 times a day can almost certainly lead to a mouldy sausage.
Steve's in the back room giving himself a mouldy sausage.
Steve's in the back room giving himself a mouldy sausage.
mouldy sausage by Steve Cee. April 5, 2007
mouldy berry
mouldy berry by criticalmuffins February 17, 2015
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