mouldy

(Ireland) very, very drunk

After three naggins of vodka I was mouldy.

by gp April 25, 2005

Mouldy

1.Big mad sick yoke
2.Absolutley Disgusting
3.Manky or Minging
4.Knacker

oisin boyce is mouldy

by dandiver May 7, 2004

Mouldy on the Lush

Irish slang meaning getting absolutely off your face drunk, usually while Knacker drinking (on the nac)

Friend: Did you pull that beure last night?
Me: No she was too moudly, she started getting sick everywhere!

Friend: Are we heading to a pub tonight?
Underage Friend: No fuck that we'll go on the nac and get mouldy on the lush instead!

by IrishGuru March 20, 2015

Mouldy monday

The Monday after a weekend amphetamine bender. Spending the day hot, moist and mostly stationary. Feeling like that crust that's been in the bread bin way longer than it should have been.

Man: I feel like shit...
Man2: Been on the phet again?
Man: Yep... Mouldy Monday as usual.

by ToastedTeaCake May 14, 2016

mouldy sausage

The state of ones penis after a heavy bout of profuse masturbation.

The times when you need to wank but simply cannot climax. You are in the state of perpetual soft-on. Excessive masturbation can lead to a grimy, chapped and bruised penis. Once in this state it is said to resemble an out of date raw pork sausage.

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Wanking more than 10 times a day can almost certainly lead to a mouldy sausage.

Steve's in the back room giving himself a mouldy sausage.

by Steve Cee. April 5, 2007

mouldy berry

a mouldy berry is a love bite but on a mans nut

i heard she gave him a mouldy berry

by criticalmuffins February 17, 2015

Mouldy Turd

Someone who has never seen the TV show The Wire.

Person 1: Im so fucking drunk.

Person 2: Whatever you say McNulty.

Person 1: Who the fuck is McNulty?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy turd.

by Actual Ltd. January 20, 2023