scathology

The study of or obsession with shit.

That is a bunch of bovine scathology! In other words... That's a bunch of bullshit!

by Tall old gal May 29, 2022

tauro-scatology

This term is a synonym for bullshit.

Tauro-scatology alert! The Presidential debates are being aired tonight and we're in for such dreck as "The Audacity of Hope."

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 9, 2007

scatological

of or pertaining to the study, discussion or orientation of all things fecal. The science of fecal situations or orientations if you will.

that guy is a fecal freak, he's interested in all things scatological.

by gabriel cano May 3, 2005

Scatologist

An individual who studies and examines shit.

Emily: So what do you do for a living?

Dr. Conway: I'm a scatologist.

Emily: What?!?

Dr. Conway: Yes...I study the chemical compounds embedded in fecal matter.

Emily: Ewwww!

Dr. Conway: It's a pretty shitty job.

by Dancing with Fire March 19, 2013

Bovine Scatologist

A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).

Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"

Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."

Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"

Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."

by canoncocker May 10, 2006

bovine scatology

Another word for bullshit

The idea that nobody but Alex Jones knew that muslim terrorists were planning to fly jumbo-jets into the World trade Center is absolute bovine scatology.

by Jolly Roger March 22, 2004

scatology

scatology is the study of shit. this ,of course, would include the smell,taste,and touch, of not only human, but animal shit as well.

hello, I am Joe and I am at freshman at Pinchaloaf University and my major is Scatology.

by baugh July 3, 2004