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scanable 

An item that needs to be scanned onto the computer.
Here is another scanable for you to email to the boss.
scanable by bubu82 April 30, 2009
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scranable 

“how was your food?” “very scranable”
scranable by mardymadison January 13, 2022

scalable 

Easily changed in proportions.
This project is scalable up to a national level.
scalable by Will October 2, 2003

schnabled 

/ˈsh-na-bil-d/

adjective

1. Under the influence of both drugs and alcohol while working at a datacenter answering support tickets.

verb

2. To royally screw something up.
"He was fucking schnabled last night when he replied to that customer's ticket."

"Looks like he schnabled the ticket again so we have to reinstall the whole fucking operating system."
schnabled by concernedcitizen81 April 18, 2014

Schnable 

Schnable,Schnabel- pron. (Shh-N'a'-Bull)- Of German Jewish origin. Has two meanings in Yiddish A) teller of tall tales and B) Heyy. In English it is describing a man with a horseshoe haircut, suffer from unusual panic attacks, a strongly stubborn individual, eats cereal in a bag with milk poured in it, smells funny or odd, works for free but complains to others that he's broke, claims to have killed a bear with his bare hands on a NJ highway (route 23 to be exact), Froze to death and was revived, stabbed in the heart and was supposd to die but didn't, frequently telling tall tales,often blurts out "HEYY" at any given moment, is thought to suffer from a manic mental disorder, is also rumored to have super powers. It is believed that his powers are : being able to panic on site, jump 3 1/2 feet high straight up in the air with arms totally motionless, shit on command, has a set number of lives (ex. 9 lives). It is also speculated that when he uses his powers he loses his hair.

Short phrases: Schneebs, Schneeblee, HEYY, Neebs, Neeble, Schnana.
Ex. 1
"Customer: Sir, i need help with a printer.
Associate: What did you need to know?
Customer: Does this printer come with a fax machine?
Associate: HEYY!!!
Customer: Excuse me?
Associate 2: Dude you just pulled a Schneebs!

Ex. 2

HEYY, guys I'm Nick Schnabel!

Ex. 3

Man who u fink you are, Schnable?

Ex. 4
Ready when Schnable!
Schnable by Pete Oosin August 7, 2009

Schnable 

Also known as Schneebs. One who greets you by saying "Hey" and laughs like a boy going through puberty. An individual with a horseshoe haircut, who works at Staples (often for free) and has panic attacks about how he can't find the pens which have been stolen. One performing the act of eating cereal from the bag (with milk) while on the sales floor. When someone builds a mountain of damaged products in the back of the store which people then name "Mt. Heymore". Some one who gets fired for not having a home and sleeping on sidewalks. When one sleeps in a laundry room and holds a membership at L.A. Fitness only to shower and store belongings. A person known to kill full sized bears on the highway in north New Jersey with his bare hands.
Will- Yo, I was walking down the highway and a bear jumped out of no where and I snapped its neck with my bare hands!

Smiffff- You pulled a Schneebs!

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Geoff- There is a mountain of product in the damage cage!

Dale - Oh, you mean Mt. Heymore? That's from Schnable.
Schnable by Heinz Kissvelvet August 6, 2009

stanable 

when a person is able to be staned because they are amazing. when you can stan a person.
Ariana Grande is so stanable because she is so talented and hot.
stanable by yamsshq April 19, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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