Adjective. A person is attractive enough to warrant printing out a copy of their picture, masturbating to it, and in spraying it with ejaculate stain the image beyond all recognition. In rare cases the individual being stained may be so stainable that the ruined pictures are gathered, proffesionally bound, and kept for sunday afternoon parousing.
i almost hate the sound of her voice as she speaks such utter non-sense; she is so ridiculous and simply cant-standable. i wish she would just stop talking.