Schnabledip 

When you drop your trousers and plop your derriere onto the toilet and your member dips into the toilet water.

I just took a huge dump and schnabledipped, I had to scrub my weiner for ten minutes!

Schnabledip by MassiveMoisture February 28, 2021

schnabled 

/ˈsh-na-bil-d/

adjective

1. Under the influence of both drugs and alcohol while working at a datacenter answering support tickets.

verb

2. To royally screw something up.

"He was fucking schnabled last night when he replied to that customer's ticket."

"Looks like he schnabled the ticket again so we have to reinstall the whole fucking operating system."

schnabled by concernedcitizen81 April 18, 2014