schnabled 

/ˈsh-na-bil-d/

adjective

1. Under the influence of both drugs and alcohol while working at a datacenter answering support tickets.

verb

2. To royally screw something up.

"He was fucking schnabled last night when he replied to that customer's ticket."

"Looks like he schnabled the ticket again so we have to reinstall the whole fucking operating system."

schnabled by concernedcitizen81 April 18, 2014

Schnable 

Schnable,Schnabel- pron. (Shh-N'a'-Bull)- Of German Jewish origin. Has two meanings in Yiddish A) teller of tall tales and B) Heyy. In English it is describing a man with a horseshoe haircut, suffer from unusual panic attacks, a strongly stubborn individual, eats cereal in a bag with milk poured in it, smells funny or odd, works for free but complains to others that he's broke, claims to have killed a bear with his bare hands on a NJ highway (route 23 to be exact), Froze to death and was revived, stabbed in the heart and was supposd to die but didn't, frequently telling tall tales,often blurts out "HEYY" at any given moment, is thought to suffer from a manic mental disorder, is also rumored to have super powers. It is believed that his powers are : being able to panic on site, jump 3 1/2 feet high straight up in the air with arms totally motionless, shit on command, has a set number of lives (ex. 9 lives). It is also speculated that when he uses his powers he loses his hair.

Short phrases: Schneebs, Schneeblee, HEYY, Neebs, Neeble, Schnana.

Ex. 1
"Customer: Sir, i need help with a printer.
Associate: What did you need to know?
Customer: Does this printer come with a fax machine?
Associate: HEYY!!!
Customer: Excuse me?
Associate 2: Dude you just pulled a Schneebs!

Ex. 2

HEYY, guys I'm Nick Schnabel!

Ex. 3

Man who u fink you are, Schnable?

Ex. 4
Ready when Schnable!

Schnable by Pete Oosin August 7, 2009

Schnable 

Also known as Schneebs. One who greets you by saying "Hey" and laughs like a boy going through puberty. An individual with a horseshoe haircut, who works at Staples (often for free) and has panic attacks about how he can't find the pens which have been stolen. One performing the act of eating cereal from the bag (with milk) while on the sales floor. When someone builds a mountain of damaged products in the back of the store which people then name "Mt. Heymore". Some one who gets fired for not having a home and sleeping on sidewalks. When one sleeps in a laundry room and holds a membership at L.A. Fitness only to shower and store belongings. A person known to kill full sized bears on the highway in north New Jersey with his bare hands.

Will- Yo, I was walking down the highway and a bear jumped out of no where and I snapped its neck with my bare hands!

Smiffff- You pulled a Schneebs!

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Geoff- There is a mountain of product in the damage cage!

Dale - Oh, you mean Mt. Heymore? That's from Schnable.

Schnable by Heinz Kissvelvet August 6, 2009

scanable 

An item that needs to be scanned onto the computer.

Here is another scanable for you to email to the boss.

scanable by bubu82 April 30, 2009

Schnabel-lover 

A person cursed by the misfortune of being attraced to a very cute ladyboy-like boy (of age). In his presence, you might experience uncontrollable urges to touch and caress him, and tell him how much you love him, and want to feel his warmth.

Sigma N: Ayo Benjamin, I am a Schnabel-lover.
Sigma B: Same bro, wanna touch his schnabel?

Schnabel-lover by NigerianAccentSchanbelLoverBoy November 29, 2021

Schwabbed

Getting completely screwed over to the effect of it changing your entire life.

Pete: "Did you hear that Mark's wife asked him to move out of the house?"

Phil: "Oh man, treated."

Pete: "Yeah Mark said they are getting divorced dude..."

Phil: "Divorced? Holy crap schwabbed."

Schwabbed by M. Veener March 27, 2010

Schnibley

A term often used to call a person who has a disgusting pigface and whose voice often cracks. This is humorous some times. However, when it becomes too frequent, it can become and irritation. Also, a person whose nicknamed Schnibley is likely to be a player who makes out with girls every now and then. Lastly, Schnibley is a person who disregards and loathes heavy metal rock.

Michael: Hey mate! How are ya! How did you find last night?
Brian: Fuck you asshole! you made out with her didn't you! Didn't you know I liked her? You fucking Schnibley!
Michael: .......
Luke: (pulls out retarded noise)
Jacob: I liked her too Schnibley. Just throwing it out there.

Schnibley by Magoomen June 4, 2010