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Damon Salvatore 

A sexy sociopathic man in a leather jacket, who loves bourbon and can make pancakes.
I was at the bar yesterday and I saw a crazy hot guy but he was totally a Damon Salvatore.
Damon Salvatore by lovleyorange November 8, 2014
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Stationary starvation 

A restaurant where no one gets fed and the employee turnover is higher than anywhere else. Instead of A Moveable Feast Natural Cafe' and health store.
Stationary starvation is the worst restaurant I have ever been to. Service is so bad.
Stationary starvation by PWS27 April 8, 2017

salvatoresexual 

When your deeply in love with only Stefan and Damon Salvatore, and would gladly have them choke you
Someone: what’s your sexuality?

Me: oh, I’m salvatoresexual
salvatoresexual by Salvatoresimp January 4, 2021
an adjective used to describe an unusually and startlingly beautiful woman.
Did you see her? God, she was so sarvani!
sarvani by Morgan Elizabeth December 14, 2008

Salvation Mill 

A church that takes advantage of visitors and newcomers by providing them with a cathartic emotional experience only to manipulate them into volunteering services and money. Most of them become disillusioned and leave the church, but by then the church's leadership is already working on the next batch of suckers.
Person #1: I just joined a new church, I get to help out there all the time. The pastor gave me a free book on how to manage my money.
Person #2: They just want to take your money and have you work for them for free. That place is total salvation mill.
Salvation Mill by LuridHope October 5, 2013

Salvation Fap 

When you are horny and think about engaging in an extremely sinful, degenerate sexual act, so you have a fap to avoid committing a worse sin than "just" fapping
Yesterday, I suddenly had the horny urge to engage in bestiality while having a large sausage shoved in my ass, so I did a Salvation Fap for damage control.

"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"
Salvation Fap by Sir Asbestos July 29, 2022