sarkism 

the patronizing way your wife or woman will give you a peck on the lips and a pat on the cheek as she walks out on you in mid-sentence

"I was in the middle of telling Amy about my latest fantasy football trade when she pulled the sarkism card on me."

sarkism by joeykayjr March 11, 2014

Sarkis 

Royalty

They are the family Sarkis. their grandpa was the king of Armenia

Sarkis by Miskoop February 24, 2017

saroism 

prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against a person or people on the basis of their membership in homosexuality. This was made because the creator “prince saro” was tired of being called “homophobic” it isn’t a phobia its just hate.

Prince saro: im making this apart of my religion “saroism” where we dont fw ( fuck with) gays and believe in ignorance, violence, and materialism. Also im a rich mf

saroism by PRINCE SARO June 14, 2021

Sarkis 

A Sarkis is often used to conduct hard tasks such as building a house or giving a girl a orgasm. Sarkis is a urban warrior and has a very large understanding of life.

Sarkis fucked me untill i had 3 orgasms

Sarkis by blitzblitzer January 9, 2011

Sarkisian

The next great head coach in University of Washington Huskies football, e.g. Steve Sarkisian

In contrast to the shambles Willingham left behind, Sarkisian has the Dawgs in the Top 10.

Locker is completing 72.8% of his passes since Sarkisian took over as head coach!

Honey, I think we should name him "Jesus" or "Sarkisian."

Holy Sarkisian we're going to the Rose Bowl!

Sarkisian by adam hollander December 16, 2008

sarkasmus 

Literally 'sarcasm' in German.

May seem cool to use till the dimmer members of society ask you what you could possibly mean by it, and wouldn't you be better off using 'sarcasm' in any case.

Often used as part of the phrase 'Ironie und Sarkasmus', particularly when specifying languages on Facebook profiles. Literally the phrase means 'Irony and Sarcasm'.

Somebody McSomething speaks English, Welsh, Ironie und Sarkasmus. (on Facebook)

sarkasmus by antipova September 15, 2011

Sharkism 

The belief that being a San Jose Sharks fan, is a religion.

forget Catholicism, I study Sharkism!

Sharkism by nebhogan November 2, 2011