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sarkasmus 

Literally 'sarcasm' in German.

May seem cool to use till the dimmer members of society ask you what you could possibly mean by it, and wouldn't you be better off using 'sarcasm' in any case.

Often used as part of the phrase 'Ironie und Sarkasmus', particularly when specifying languages on Facebook profiles. Literally the phrase means 'Irony and Sarcasm'.
Somebody McSomething speaks English, Welsh, Ironie und Sarkasmus. (on Facebook)
sarkasmus by antipova September 15, 2011
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Sarcastus 

The punctuation used to identify a sentence as being sarcastic or rhetorical. The punctuation looks very similar to an upside down j. Mostly intended for text messaging and IM, but is excepted in all forms of written comunication.
“Jennifer’s new boyfriend just walked in… He looks like a real winner (Insert SARCASTUS here)”

"Am I the hottest guy you know or what (Insert SARCASTUS here)"
Sarcastus by Tatt Medisch December 1, 2009

sarcasmist 

1) one who employs sarcasm often and well
2) one who studies the use of sarcasm
When sarcasm is mistakenly taken seriously, either the speaker is a lacking sarcasmist in the first sense of the word, or the listener and interpreter is lacking in the second (or, most often, both).

"Poe's Law kind of ruins it even for a skilled sarcasmist."
sarcasmist by Linguist1620 August 15, 2009

Sarcasmistic 

The act of being optimistic yet still being such a sarcastic bastard you make sure they know your lying.
"God dammit Destiny I can't stand Stacy!"

"I know she is such a Sarcasmistic bitch!"

"Shes only jealous! Come on Destiny, lets go eat 4 pounds of ice cream, throw up, and then make out while pretending its not going to complicate our friendship!"

"Alright but this time I get to comfort your little brother when he walks in on us."
Sarcasmistic by Kamidarko January 24, 2009

sarcasmastic 

to be extremely sarcastic.
almost TOO sarcastic.
combines sarcasm and idocracy.
Person 1: Do you like my new hat?
Person 2: OH YEAH I THINK ITS THE BEST THING EVER OMGLOLOL.
Person 3: Are you being sarcasmastic?
Person 2: I give up.

sarcasmystic 

A wizard practitioner of sarcasm
I call myself a sarcasmystic; a sometimes wizard of sarcasm.
sarcasmystic by Ordinary savage November 22, 2018

Sarcasmaster 

(Sar-kaz-master) One who is a master of sarcasm!
--I just got a French Vanilla coffee!
-Good for you! We should throw a party!
--Really?
-Fuck off, I'm a sarcasmaster!
--What's that mean?
-Look it up on UrbanDictionary.com, fat-ass!
Sarcasmaster by C-Rock113 January 7, 2009