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A sarcastic orgasm, also known as "faking it." Can be spelled sargasm.

Girl: No matter how hard he tries, my boyfriend never gives me a real orgasm, just a sargassum.

Sargassum by Vesper Rizzo December 27, 2011

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sargassum

"This is how the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper." -- T.S. Eliot

Upon the twilight of civilization, the sargassum sweeps upon the Florida beach and chokes all pleasure.

sargassum by MallowMaven April 19, 2023

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Sargassum

A sarcastic orgasm

I would be happy if I could experience more sargassums with Kevy! Purrrrrtey Plzzzzzz!

Sargassum by anonymous July 8, 2024

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Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm, the term was originally coined by Panic! at The Disco's Lead Vocalist Brendon Boyd Urie.

Sargasm: "Oooooh you feeel so goood?"

Sargasm by roaring17s February 13, 2019

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sargasm

Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.

"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."

sargasm by Ben Frey May 26, 2006

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sagastume

Royal bloodline of family descending from Guatemala. Very rich and powerful family controlling businesses in bananera, guatemala.

Jose Sagastume, Jorge Sagastume, Iliana Sagastume, Karla Sagastume, Claudia Sagastume

sagastume by themexican1990 February 14, 2010

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sargasm

Sarcastic climax; the end-all of sarcasm, or sarcastic exaggeration.

A sargasm is reached when no more possible sarcastic exaggeration can be made.

sargasm by Hendi McHenderson September 28, 2005

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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