sargasam

1. (v) Faking an orgasam.

2. (n) A outburst of sarcasam.

1. "So last night with David-I totally sargasamed, and he totally bought it."

2. "Wow, this 1.50 steak is the best I ever had! Thanks so much for taking me here on our 50th wedding anniversary."

"Now honey, was that sargasam really necessary?"

by mildly rockin January 18, 2006

Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.

"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"

by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008

Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm, the term was originally coined by Panic! at The Disco's Lead Vocalist Brendon Boyd Urie.

Sargasm: "Oooooh you feeel so goood?"

by roaring17s February 13, 2019

sargasm

Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.

"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."

by Ben Frey May 26, 2006

sargasmo

The person who initiates the sargasim (the sarcastic orgasm).

Person A says "Your SO cool man (said in a sarcastic tone)."

Person B says "Stop being such a sargasmo"

by Urban Pirate Gen October 7, 2009

sargasm

Sarcastic climax; the end-all of sarcasm, or sarcastic exaggeration.

A sargasm is reached when no more possible sarcastic exaggeration can be made.

by Hendi McHenderson September 28, 2005

Sargasm

A women fakes an orgasm, then tells her partner "Yeah, that was great."

After very efficient lovemaking, she told me I did a good job, but I could feel her sargasm as she was laying it on pretty thick.

by Bernard Bangwanger December 22, 2010