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So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.
"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"
Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008
A sarcastic orgasm, the term was originally coined by Panic! at The Disco's Lead Vocalist Brendon Boyd Urie.
Sargasm: "Oooooh you feeel so goood?"
Sargasm by roaring17s February 13, 2019
Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.
"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."
sargasm by Ben Frey May 26, 2006
The person who initiates the sargasim (the sarcastic orgasm).
Person A says "Your SO cool man (said in a sarcastic tone)."

Person B says "Stop being such a sargasmo"
sargasmo by Urban Pirate Gen October 7, 2009
Sarcastic climax; the end-all of sarcasm, or sarcastic exaggeration.
A sargasm is reached when no more possible sarcastic exaggeration can be made.
sargasm by Hendi McHenderson September 28, 2005
A women fakes an orgasm, then tells her partner "Yeah, that was great."
After very efficient lovemaking, she told me I did a good job, but I could feel her sargasm as she was laying it on pretty thick.
Sargasm by Bernard Bangwanger December 22, 2010