Sargassum

A sarcastic orgasm, also known as "faking it." Can be spelled sargasm.

Girl: No matter how hard he tries, my boyfriend never gives me a real orgasm, just a sargassum.

by Vesper Rizzo December 27, 2011

sargassum

"This is how the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper." -- T.S. Eliot

Upon the twilight of civilization, the sargassum sweeps upon the Florida beach and chokes all pleasure.

by MallowMaven April 19, 2023

Sargassum

A sarcastic orgasm

I would be happy if I could experience more sargassums with Kevy! Purrrrrtey Plzzzzzz!

by anonymous July 8, 2024

Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm, the term was originally coined by Panic! at The Disco's Lead Vocalist Brendon Boyd Urie.

Sargasm: "Oooooh you feeel so goood?"

by roaring17s February 13, 2019

sargasm

Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.

"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."

by Ben Frey May 26, 2006

sagastume

Royal bloodline of family descending from Guatemala. Very rich and powerful family controlling businesses in bananera, guatemala.

Jose Sagastume, Jorge Sagastume, Iliana Sagastume, Karla Sagastume, Claudia Sagastume

by themexican1990 February 14, 2010

sargasm

Sarcastic climax; the end-all of sarcasm, or sarcastic exaggeration.

A sargasm is reached when no more possible sarcastic exaggeration can be made.

by Hendi McHenderson September 28, 2005