slappuccino

A term describing the act of having sex at a coffee shop, specifically in a Starbucks bathroom. Similar to the mile high club where people engage in secret sex at public places.

The term was coined in response to a 2010 incident where a Minnesota woman stumbled upon a naked couple having sex in an unlocked Starbucks bathroom.

We're hoping to squeeze in a quick slappuccino with our lattes on the way to work.

by moovieboy July 23, 2010

Flappuccinos

The rhythmic calming actions used by hipsters when their favourite coffee shop closes unexpectedly.

Costa had closed for renovation. That sent the hipsters into a flurry of flappuccinos.

by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

Flappuccino

When you ride your girl bareback, fill her up with cum and she queefs bubbling your frothy cum out of her cunt flaps

I love to fuck but my bitch wants me to drink her flappuccino

by Sexocographer July 29, 2017

Flappuccino

Flappuccino, a girl's version of the tea bag.

“Joe tea bagged Maddie yesterday and she’s planning on getting revenge by giving him a flappuccino. But that’s what he wants.”

by Mexican Tony June 16, 2022

slappachino

A slappachino is a young girl, often from East London, who can be found around the local branch of Starbucks on a Saturday afternoon touting for free fags and a quick shag before H&M's close.

Sharon is a thick bitch, a right slappachino.

Mike was sure he would score tonight, the club was full of slappachinos.

by IndiePunk April 18, 2004

FLAPPUCCINO

A Starbucks induced queef.

My girlfriend had a cappuccino and then she had a flappuccino burst my eardrum when I went down on her.

by Candy Apple June 14, 2008

clappuccino

when someone is so ugly and people you look at them and all you can say is “clappuccino”

see that bird over there mate she’s clappuccino

by badge1111 December 14, 2021