slappucino

Combining "SLAPPER" and "CAPPUCINO". Trendy-ass bitches who frequent Toni & Guy and say 'Oh My God' and do very little else. Can refer to males and females of the species.

Gosh! Look at that crowd of slappucinos. Marvel at the asymmetry of their hair! Wonder at their matching belts!

slappucino by Vic Sidious June 23, 2008

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slappuccino

A term describing the act of having sex at a coffee shop, specifically in a Starbucks bathroom. Similar to the mile high club where people engage in secret sex at public places.

The term was coined in response to a 2010 incident where a Minnesota woman stumbled upon a naked couple having sex in an unlocked Starbucks bathroom.

We're hoping to squeeze in a quick slappuccino with our lattes on the way to work.

slappuccino by moovieboy July 23, 2010

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Flappucino

The female version of "tea bagging" where instead of the male dipping his balls in her mouth, she squats over him and gives him a face full of her flaps.

She sat on his face and gave him a taste of her 'Flappucino'.

Flappucino by Strappingshitzombie21 July 15, 2022

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slappachino

A slappachino is a young girl, often from East London, who can be found around the local branch of Starbucks on a Saturday afternoon touting for free fags and a quick shag before H&M's close.

Sharon is a thick bitch, a right slappachino.

Mike was sure he would score tonight, the club was full of slappachinos.

slappachino by IndiePunk April 18, 2004