slappucino

Combining "SLAPPER" and "CAPPUCINO". Trendy-ass bitches who frequent Toni & Guy and say 'Oh My God' and do very little else. Can refer to males and females of the species.

Gosh! Look at that crowd of slappucinos. Marvel at the asymmetry of their hair! Wonder at their matching belts!

by Vic Sidious June 23, 2008

slappuccino

A term describing the act of having sex at a coffee shop, specifically in a Starbucks bathroom. Similar to the mile high club where people engage in secret sex at public places.

The term was coined in response to a 2010 incident where a Minnesota woman stumbled upon a naked couple having sex in an unlocked Starbucks bathroom.

We're hoping to squeeze in a quick slappuccino with our lattes on the way to work.

by moovieboy July 23, 2010

Flappucino

The female version of "tea bagging" where instead of the male dipping his balls in her mouth, she squats over him and gives him a face full of her flaps.

She sat on his face and gave him a taste of her 'Flappucino'.

by Strappingshitzombie21 July 15, 2022

slappachino

A slappachino is a young girl, often from East London, who can be found around the local branch of Starbucks on a Saturday afternoon touting for free fags and a quick shag before H&M's close.

Sharon is a thick bitch, a right slappachino.

Mike was sure he would score tonight, the club was full of slappachinos.

by IndiePunk April 18, 2004

sappucino

To go for a coffee with a friend where the conversation is ultimately made up of you having a quality bitch & a moan over anything going on

I’m off to meet Ciaran this morning but it’ll probably end up being a sappucino as I know he’s had a rough week with his dating life & work

by nossit3r March 23, 2023

slappaccino

1. when something really slaps hard.

Dawg, this new track slappaccino AF!

by e-fu2 April 21, 2022

clappucino

a 6'8 chiselled chad

Have you seen clappucino? He's a chad!

by bigdonny50 March 18, 2024