sapolo 

a name for a hoe who loves minecraft streamer sapnap and him ONLY .

she a sapolo? shes a downbad hoe for that man ong

sapolo by sylvesterose November 21, 2023

Slapology 

An apology coupled with an insult. Usually not intended.

Pronounced " sluh-pol-uh-gee"

1. I'm sorry for not wanting to go to "Extreme Pita" but the way you use Pita bread is NOT extreme

2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba

Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology

Slapology by xPhoenix July 23, 2010

spologize 

Means the same thing as apologizing but sounds funnier. This put the person you are saying you are sorry to in a better mood thereby increasing the chances that they will forgive you.

Originated as a typo

Man: I spologize for cheating on you with your sister.
Woman: (chuckles)
Man: So do you forgive me?
Woman: Yea, what the hell,

spologize by littleinf September 4, 2009

Slapologize 

To apologize in a manner that only succeeds in adding to the original offence. (related: slapology, slapologetic, etc.)

Ben: Sorry I slept with your wife, Bill, but hell I'm not the only one...
Bill: No need to slapologize!

Dude 1: You owe me an apology.
Dude 2: Man I'm sorry I slashed your tyres, but let's face it you were being a total asshole.
Dude 1: That's more of a slapology.

Slapologize by PearlFly January 28, 2013

spolorge

a skoda driving, shops at george, spock/ood lookalike originating from poland.

i think that guys a spolorge!

spolorge by youlooklikespick May 27, 2011

spolo

I sport in which large cue-tips (plastic sticks with foam at the tip) are used to hit a dodge ball into a goal. Origin: Toledo, Ohio Maumee Valley. This is short for sponge polo.

Hey, lets go play some spolo.

spolo by Merlin February 27, 2004

sarpology 

(n) sarcastic apology

related forms:
(v) sarpologize

"Stop sarpologizing, I know you don't mean it."

"If you give me one more lame-ass sarpology, I'm gonna slap you!"

sarpology by n00bcannonball December 1, 2010