The study of Suzie or Susie. Exploring and discovering the depths and breadths of her mind and body. Negotiating her curves and speed bumps. Surveying her vast tracts of land.
There is an uncommon knowledge that male snakes have two penises. They alternate between the two during mating for maximum efficiency. Snepiology is the study of snake penises.
āIām thinking of going into the profession of Snepiology, I heard the pay is good.ā
An academic discipline designed to:
1. uncover the cause of modern society's problems, aka white males (or even whiteness in general).
2. reveal Marxism as the solution to all of the problems that white males have caused by their oppressive habit of being successful
Sociology Professor: "Why are you in college right now, instead of getting pregnant in high school and dropping out?"
Me: "Because I made responsible choices to avoid that situation and worked hard in school"
Sociology Professor: "Actually, no, it's because you benefitted from White Privilege"