sapiology 

SAPIOLOGY is the "study of SMARTNESS"

Schools should have the subject of "SAPIOLOGY " in the curriculum to teach learners "how to be SMART"

sapiology by BISIKAY September 7, 2016

Slapology 

An apology coupled with an insult. Usually not intended.

Pronounced " sluh-pol-uh-gee"

1. I'm sorry for not wanting to go to "Extreme Pita" but the way you use Pita bread is NOT extreme

2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba

Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology

Slapology by xPhoenix July 23, 2010

Suziology 

The study of Suzie or Susie. Exploring and discovering the depths and breadths of her mind and body. Negotiating her curves and speed bumps. Surveying her vast tracts of land.

Me: "Figuring you out will be my primary goal"

Suzie: "That might make you a first in the field of Suziology. I'll expect a white paper and a wikipedia page shortly after..."

Suziology by Dragon_Dave June 12, 2018

Saccology 

The art of refusing to be broke!

Hey there! We gotta join the Saccology community!

Saccology by ngeshlew August 23, 2019

Snepiology 

There is an uncommon knowledge that male snakes have two penises. They alternate between the two during mating for maximum efficiency. Snepiology is the study of snake penises.

“I’m thinking of going into the profession of Snepiology, I heard the pay is good.”

Snepiology by CloutBoi69 January 11, 2020

sociology 

Sociology is a pseudo-intellectual discipline similar to economics but without all of the mathematical rigor the latter discipline pretends it possesses.

Sociology 101 is awesome! We talk about how we feel about statistics rather than do any number crunching! I know what I want to major in, now!

sociology by Malazoth December 2, 2013

Sociology 

An academic discipline designed to:
1. uncover the cause of modern society's problems, aka white males (or even whiteness in general).
2. reveal Marxism as the solution to all of the problems that white males have caused by their oppressive habit of being successful

Sociology Professor: "Why are you in college right now, instead of getting pregnant in high school and dropping out?"

Me: "Because I made responsible choices to avoid that situation and worked hard in school"

Sociology Professor: "Actually, no, it's because you benefitted from White Privilege"

Sociology by ambyellen January 27, 2009