Definitions by PearlFly
Dickweed
Slapologize
To apologize in a manner that only succeeds in adding to the original offence. (related: slapology, slapologetic, etc.)
Ben: Sorry I slept with your wife, Bill, but hell I'm not the only one...
Bill: No need to slapologize!
Dude 1: You owe me an apology.
Dude 2: Man I'm sorry I slashed your tyres, but let's face it you were being a total asshole.
Dude 1: That's more of a slapology.
Bill: No need to slapologize!
Dude 1: You owe me an apology.
Dude 2: Man I'm sorry I slashed your tyres, but let's face it you were being a total asshole.
Dude 1: That's more of a slapology.
Slapologize by PearlFly January 28, 2013
99% of our DNA
Dude 1: Wow man did you know that chimpanzees and orang utans and shit share 99% of our DNA?
Dude 2: See that cucumber I just shoved up your ass?
Dude 1: Yup.
Dude 2: 97%.
Dude 2: See that cucumber I just shoved up your ass?
Dude 1: Yup.
Dude 2: 97%.
99% of our DNA by PearlFly January 28, 2013
Goon Mantle
Ceremonial garment instantly transferred from the biggest loser in your school to the second biggest when, for example, the former is unexpectedly selected to play for the school football team, star in the school play, bones a prom queen, etc. Sometimes shortened to 'Mantle'.
Example 1
Guy 1: Check out that guy in the glasses. Dude look low, man. Dude look like he bearin the whole world on his shoulders.
Guy 2: Worse than that, man. He bearin the Goon Mantle.
Example 2
Dad: They beat up on you in class again, kid?
Kid: Nah, the cheerleader captain blew me after math. Bernard got the Mantle now.
Guy 1: Check out that guy in the glasses. Dude look low, man. Dude look like he bearin the whole world on his shoulders.
Guy 2: Worse than that, man. He bearin the Goon Mantle.
Example 2
Dad: They beat up on you in class again, kid?
Kid: Nah, the cheerleader captain blew me after math. Bernard got the Mantle now.
Goon Mantle by PearlFly January 24, 2013