6 definitions by PearlFly

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Chimps share 99% of our DNA. Big deal. Bananas share 98%. Enough DNA stats already.
Dude 1: Wow man did you know that chimpanzees and orang utans and shit share 99% of our DNA?
Dude 2: See that cucumber I just shoved up your ass?
Dude 1: Yup.
Dude 2: 97%.
by PearlFly January 28, 2013
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Anal sex performed for the furtherance of Holy War on the West.
(A desert, somewhere in the Middle East)
Omar: Azzfuq, brother?
Yousef: Nah man: the heat ... the camel ride ... my roids ...
Omar: But what of our brothers and sisters in Palestine, in Afghanistan? What of the slaughter in Iraq?
Yousef: (sighs) Make it quick.
(Yousef eats sand.)
by PearlFly January 15, 2013
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Ceremonial garment instantly transferred from the biggest loser in your school to the second biggest when, for example, the former is unexpectedly selected to play for the school football team, star in the school play, bones a prom queen, etc. Sometimes shortened to 'Mantle'.
Example 1

Guy 1: Check out that guy in the glasses. Dude look low, man. Dude look like he bearin the whole world on his shoulders.
Guy 2: Worse than that, man. He bearin the Goon Mantle.

Example 2

Dad: They beat up on you in class again, kid?
Kid: Nah, the cheerleader captain blew me after math. Bernard got the Mantle now.
by PearlFly January 24, 2013
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When applied to girls: the quality of being unaware of - or otherwise unaffected by - blatant perving.
Gavin: (staring at Karen's breasts) Wow you have beautiful eyes.
Karen: Aw, you're so sweet.
Onlooker: Karen is totally impervious.
by PearlFly January 28, 2013
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To apologize in a manner that only succeeds in adding to the original offence. (related: slapology, slapologetic, etc.)
Ben: Sorry I slept with your wife, Bill, but hell I'm not the only one...
Bill: No need to slapologize!

Dude 1: You owe me an apology.
Dude 2: Man I'm sorry I slashed your tyres, but let's face it you were being a total asshole.
Dude 1: That's more of a slapology.
by PearlFly January 28, 2013
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