Saptor: Someone who feels the need to add commentary to a chess match. Often the third party observer between two amateurs, a Saptor will feel the need to predict an upcoming move, or underhanded plan, thus ruining the game.
"Man, I totally had you that last game. If only Chris didn't Saptor me, you never would have known I hadcheckmate in three moves!"
Amazing school, where illliterate ghetto people go and throw block partys, set bathrooms on fire, use stink bombs daily, and leave used condoms all over the place. Record of atleast two fights a day, and the teachers don't know how to teach.