Merlin's definitions

glod

GROSSED OUT GLODDDDDD!!!! hahaha we love youuuuuu....nooooo

by merlin October 19, 2003

aol

A piece of shit that is constantly going down like a 2 dollar whore

Whi needs sex the way AOL goes down on me-Bill Gates

by Merlin September 11, 2003

Protoss

The StarCraft race used by pussies who can't win with Terrans.

SHIELDS ARE FOR WIMPS!

"Whimper! Nasty Terrans! Quickly, my brethern! Cower behind our shields!"

by Merlin September 17, 2004

Mormons

Look, I've got three things to say.

1. The Church is true.

2. Singles Ward is the funniest movie ever.

3. Mormon dating is the best game in the entire world. I love you, Lucy Madison! Marry me!

Mormons - dispised by all, concerned not a jot.

by Merlin September 17, 2004

chair football

OK, take ten-twenty people, grab a chair each and one football, spread the chairs in a circle and start. Standard real (i.e. English) football rules apply, and if the ball hits your chair, you're out. Play till last man standing. Repeat until you all collapse from exhaustion. Chair football copyright the International Chair Football Association. www.geocities.com/theicfa/index.html

I love you, Lucy Madison!

"We can either go to the Johnsons for pie or the chapel and play chair football."

"CHAIR FOOTBALL!!"

by Merlin September 17, 2004

confizzled

(n) to be used instead of confused

Jocelyn: "whoa, dude, i don't get what your saying. I'm really confizzled."

by merlin January 21, 2005

rude boys

people should take baseball bats with them when driving and if they see a gang of these 'rude bois' casuing trouble, fuckin well smash their heads in. 5 points for blood, 10 points if theyre unconscious and a whopping 50 points for a kill. o my sweet pyjamas.

(gang of rude bois approaches a lone person walking home)
rude: oi mush gis a fuckin pound innit
person: nah sorry i dont have anythin
rude: ya fuckin gay ya fuckin startin?
person: fuck
person in car: (thinking) o look a bunch of rudeboys making trouble, baseball bat time

by merlin January 25, 2005