confizzled

(n) to be used instead of confused
Jocelyn: "whoa, dude, i don't get what your saying. I'm really confizzled."
by merlin January 21, 2005
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spolo

I sport in which large cue-tips (plastic sticks with foam at the tip) are used to hit a dodge ball into a goal. Origin: Toledo, Ohio Maumee Valley. This is short for sponge polo.
Hey, lets go play some spolo.
by Merlin February 28, 2004
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Protoss

The StarCraft race used by pussies who can't win with Terrans.

SHIELDS ARE FOR WIMPS!
"Whimper! Nasty Terrans! Quickly, my brethern! Cower behind our shields!"
by Merlin September 17, 2004
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glod

GROSSED OUT GLODDDDDD!!!! hahaha we love youuuuuu....nooooo
by merlin October 20, 2003
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aol

A piece of shit that is constantly going down like a 2 dollar whore
Whi needs sex the way AOL goes down on me-Bill Gates
by Merlin September 12, 2003
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Strik9

The Strik9 purchased many jerseys, but none made him black.
by Merlin February 11, 2003
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chair football

OK, take ten-twenty people, grab a chair each and one football, spread the chairs in a circle and start. Standard real (i.e. English) football rules apply, and if the ball hits your chair, you're out. Play till last man standing. Repeat until you all collapse from exhaustion. Chair football copyright the International Chair Football Association. www.geocities.com/theicfa/index.html

I love you, Lucy Madison!
"We can either go to the Johnsons for pie or the chapel and play chair football."

"CHAIR FOOTBALL!!"
by Merlin September 17, 2004
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